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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 24, 2013 0:37:57 GMT -5
Doofenshmirtz swallowed the nausea back after being creeped out by the glasses. "I told you it wouldn't change much."
Princess Celestia appeared right behind Broly and the air was heavy with magic. "Hello Broly." She said in an even tone of voice.
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 24, 2013 0:41:21 GMT -5
"DEAR GOD, SHE'S HERE TO ARREST ME!" Broly yelled jumping behind the counter and hides under the cash register shaking. "How did you find me so quickley?" he called out from his obvious hiding place.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 24, 2013 0:52:33 GMT -5
"Let's just say there's nowhere you, Raider or Bio can hide from me, in my kingdom. No matter how much techniques you possess." Celestia said. "But that's not important now, is it? Twilight wants to see you and we have a lot to talk about. You'll come with me and you will behave yourself, is that clear?"
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 24, 2013 0:57:07 GMT -5
Broly peeked over the counter his eyes barely visible, he was obviousley shaking, "yes ma'am." he complied slipping a 10 under the counter and into Dr. Doofenshmirtz lap, "Thanks for all your help, get yourself something tasty." he whispered from under the counter
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 24, 2013 1:05:01 GMT -5
"Good." Princess Celestia said and teleported them both to the hospital. Doofenshmirtz had frozen when he heard the Princess' voice behind him. "Was that really the Princess?" He asked the bartender. "She's a lot more intimidating than I thought she'd be, I think I'll have to rethink my plan a bit.
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 24, 2013 1:07:32 GMT -5
"Heh, and she's in an ok mood right now. She once came in here mad at raider... at least she covered damages." The bartender finished putting up all the cup he had been cleaning up till now. "So can I get you anything?"
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 24, 2013 1:14:23 GMT -5
"Yes." Doofenshmirtz said with a smile. "I think I'll have a slice of apple pie."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 24, 2013 1:17:38 GMT -5
"Sure thing" The bartender said pulling out a plate placing on it a thick slice of apple pie and handing it to Dr. Doof, "On the house. For helping Broly. Last time he didn't get over his depression for days. never seen a man drink so much in so short a periode of time."
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 24, 2013 1:32:11 GMT -5
"It wasn't easy though." Doofenshmirtz said digging into the apple pie. "When I was a young lad, when you used reverse psychology on someone they did exactly what they were suppose to. Today's youth is way to smart with over thinking everything and all their variables."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 24, 2013 1:50:36 GMT -5
"Broly isn't just a hard headed youth, he's a trained assasin well versed in the deepest martial arts and he's been around a while. He might not look it but he holds wisdom and experience in that hard head of his that could wow most all concidered... though most of it is for times of war."
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 24, 2013 9:51:34 GMT -5
"Still, seems rude not to do what your suppose to." Doofenshmirtz continued his pie. "There's such a thing as courtesy. Maybe that's what i should invent next." He thought.
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 24, 2013 15:57:37 GMT -5
"If kids always did what they were supposed to do there would be very little growth in scociety. That is to say, growth is limited at best in restrictive environments." The bartender said cutting himself a slice of pie and nomming at it.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 24, 2013 16:32:32 GMT -5
"It's exactly that kind of reasoning that's the problem." Doofenshmirtz said. "If you through a ball at a window the window breaks. But when you through in all this other stuff, like maybe the ball hits the frame and the ball doesn't break the window, it's the bending of the frame that breaks the window. And maybe the window has more than one pane, so only some of the windows are broken by the ball, while the others are broken by the floor. And maybe the thrower couldn't aim and missed the window. All that over thinking. If you throw a ball at a window, it breaks. That's how life's suppose to work."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 24, 2013 17:03:11 GMT -5
"Haha, I'm not saying your not right I'm just saying you're explaining it to the wrong people. I'm Thee Bartender, I know enough about everyone to write more books then any library can hold. As a people watcher I've learned a lot about human behaviour, even if I don't use it, and it's simply a state of being. Likewise Broly is a special case. When the great war raged Broly fullfilled two roles. Primary combat backup and high strategist. It was his job to think of every possibility to every possibility and pick out the most highley probable ones. It's a matter of training so he can't just unlearn the things he spent years pounding into himself." The bartender said after finishing a bite of his pie and reaching down into the fridge bringing up a bowl of icecream. He took a scoop and dalloped it right on top of the pie. "Want some?"
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 24, 2013 17:07:41 GMT -5
"Thanks." Doofenshmirtz held out his bowl. "Sounds like he's a tough customer, but I guess even heroes have trouble with their love life."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 24, 2013 17:11:44 GMT -5
The bartender placed a dallop of icecream on Dr. Doofenshmirtz pie. "Think about it, how many hero's actually get the girl? most have complicated enough lives as is but throw love into the mix and it's enough to even have Broly grabbing for straws."
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 24, 2013 17:22:51 GMT -5
"True." Doofenshmirtz said. "Maybe that's why I never see Perry with a girl. I should send him something nice."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 24, 2013 20:20:05 GMT -5
"It could also be that perry is a platapus that lives in a urban area. not exactley prime girl finding habitat for his species." He finished his pie and after cleaning off the plate and putting it waya sat in a chair behind the bar.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 24, 2013 20:42:55 GMT -5
"How do you know where he lives?" Doofenshmirtz eyed the bartender. "Or that he's a platypus? Well, I guess it really doesn't matter. He's one of those super spies now."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 24, 2013 20:47:28 GMT -5
"Like I said I'm THE bartender. that's not an occupation but a title I earned. Anyway now that you'vve seen Princess Celestia what will you do abouit Princess Luna?" he said leaning forward resting his chin in the palm of his hand the other laying down on the counter.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 24, 2013 21:15:55 GMT -5
"Oh! Look at the time!" Doofenshmirtz said getting up in a hurry. "I better be off, I have a meeting with my... rival. Thanks for the ice-cream and glad I could help out. Bye." He quickly leaving the bar.
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 24, 2013 21:23:28 GMT -5
Bartender chuckled to himself and picked up Dr. Doofenshmirtz plate and started cleaning up preparing for the days customers. It's a good thing he's a 24 hour bar. OOC: you can add The Bartender as one of my permanent characters
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