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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 22, 2013 20:06:02 GMT -5
"Heck if I know... I'm having a hang over 6 hours to early" Broly stopped rubbing his temples, "All better. Now what was that again? something about salt and rubber duckies?"
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 22, 2013 20:55:05 GMT -5
Doofenshmirtz turned back to his drink. "I was just mentioning to the bartender how hard it must be for you to leave your girlfriend. Seems like you had something special."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 22, 2013 21:11:32 GMT -5
Broly looked back down. "Would be nice if I didn't have to... a life centered on going on is a lot more fullfilling then a life centered on gettin killed. But I guess there is still that. I still haven't gotten that ideal death or destroyed that specific enemy."
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 22, 2013 21:45:56 GMT -5
"There you go!" Doofenshmirtz said. "You just keep on thinking about your goals and soon you won't even remember her anymore. And if that doesn't work you have a good reason for dying, the pain of the love you've lost could always help you reach your goal." The evil scientist thought for a moment. "What about her though? Do you think she'll forget you quickly or will she keep on remembering?"
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 22, 2013 22:07:47 GMT -5
Broly leaned back crossing one arm and puttign the other hand to his chin in a thinking man position. "Maybe I can send her a momento? A picture with an I'm sorry written on the bottom." he reached over the bar. "Hey Bartender. Could I use my photoi from the wall? I'll take another picture later." The bartender complied though he didn't completely agree with their idea. "Alright I'll be right back they have dragon express right across the street." He ran outside and told the dragons to deliver his box priority mail to the Ponyville Library. He walked back into the bar a few minutes later. "Cool, should get there soon enough and the staff will know to give it to her."
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 23, 2013 5:47:26 GMT -5
"Wait?" Doofenshmirtz asked dumbstruck. "You send her an 'I'm sorry' card, but you're still leaving her? That's very heartless of you, now she'll think it's all her fault that you went away."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 23, 2013 13:06:48 GMT -5
"I have an amazing writting speed and why do you think I was gone for a few minutes when it's right across the street? I might be insensitive but I'm not stupid, I wrote I'm sorry on the front with an arrow pointing to flip the letter over. There, on the back of the picture, it explains why she needs to find a new special somepony and why I'm not good enough. I mean really, it's common sense." Broly said standing up and streching though he had only been sitting a second. "...nothing to do outside... Bartender could I get a lemonade?" "Sure thing, one sec." Broly sat down and waited for his drink sitting money on the table to cover the old drinks and his lemonade. "At least I'm not poor."
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 23, 2013 14:44:41 GMT -5
"Kid, let me tell you a secret." Doofenshmirtz said. "As somebody that's been married before, a women always reads between the lines, even when there's no lines to read between. When you send a letter instead of saying sorry in person they think you're avoiding them and thus blaming them and you're just trying to stop them from being mad at you. They never think that you're too ashamed to face them, because if you're dating they don't think there's anything you should be ashamed to tell her. It's just the way they are, you know?"
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 23, 2013 15:16:40 GMT -5
"Then In the same way that I can't stop her from reading between the lines or misinterpretting my letter she can't stop me from protecting her from myself." Broly said when his lemonade finally reached him, he started sipping.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 23, 2013 15:40:34 GMT -5
"That's true." Doofenshmirtz said with a nod. "Maybe she'll come to resent you and kill you herself. That should be a great enough death, don't you think? Killed by your former girlfriend for breaking her heart. It does have that romance tragedy thing going and you can't resurrect yourself afterwords because that would be unfair towards her."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 23, 2013 15:45:40 GMT -5
"I'll have to keep that in mind, but Twilight being the kind of Pony she is and my spartan mentality, Death in battle s still prefeered. Also even at full Range she couldn't win in a real fight." Broly laughed to himself. "Anyway, what brings you to this bar? Men only come here to celebrate or loath exsistence. So which are you?"
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Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 23, 2013 16:57:48 GMT -5
Leroy looked at the two. "I give up. Im not good at this helping emotional issues. As I am constantly happy. Except when im serious. Then im both serious and happy." Leroy said. "I take my leave. Im going to Ponyville, because, and you can quote me, the combination of Broly and Twilight's issues, mixed with Raider's hit going up, mixed with Raider himself, mixed with Bio doing something stupid like taking newbs dragon hunting, mixed with sightings of the Grim Reaper around here means that something big is gonna happen. And I, as a champion of justice and a healer class, must go forth to help in any way I can! LEEROOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!! JEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!" Leroy ran out the door.
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 23, 2013 17:11:20 GMT -5
"CYA LEROY!" Broly called from in the bar.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 23, 2013 18:52:24 GMT -5
Doofenshmirtz waved a hand at Leroy as he left. "I guess I'm loathing at the moment." He answered Broly. "I have some big plans, but they're not always a success. It's ironic, but I'm trying to get myself a girl, while you're leaving yours. I guess I'm just nervous that, that plan will fail as well. So you think you'll ever find another special someone?"
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 23, 2013 19:07:03 GMT -5
"Even the wisest cannot tell." Broly said with a well placed smile, "...WHO AM I KIDDING! TWILIGHT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY GIRL THAT COULD PUT UP WITH MY ESSENTRICIES AND RAISE ME FROM THE DEAD OVER AND OVER!" Every once of will-power he had been using to keep up a front of happiness in spite of everything had withered away and at this point Broly was reduced to a teary mess unlike anything seem before, especially out of him. "I don't think I can go on." he said under his breath.
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Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 23, 2013 19:16:42 GMT -5
Leroy walked back into the bar. "Sorry. Forgot the keys to the Jenkinsmobile." He picked up his keys and left.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 23, 2013 19:56:44 GMT -5
"There, there." Doofenshmirtz said patting Broly on the back. "Look, um, what about that perfect death of yours. If you did die a perfect death then you would be torn about staying dead or coming back to make your girlfriend happy. It would never have worked out between you anyway."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 23, 2013 20:19:53 GMT -5
"If I die I'll feel like a coward and my eternal Unlife would be miserable, let alone that not being the perfect death. And if I live on I'll only wish for death to end my living suffering... and I'm a danger to Twilight... *Broly starts laughing semi-meniacally* Never before has life and Death been taken from me as viable options to continue... I don't know what to do."
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 23, 2013 20:36:40 GMT -5
"let's look at this rationally alright?" Doofenshmirtz tried to reason with Broly. "It's not like this changes anything, you were always going to be a danger to her. Well you did subconsciously heal her from being poisoned, but it was your fault for trying to become more dangerous. It's not like you can teach yourself to protect her more right? So you should be happy that you are going to be away from her, not sad, right?"
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 23, 2013 20:59:37 GMT -5
"How do you know I healed her? I was trapped in stone when it happened, I didn't even know untill Applejack told me that she was cured of her poison... there's no way we can even tell if I did it." Broly said in rebuttle. "I would like to believe that my subconcious mind was what saved her but we'll never know. You would need a tkime machine and a memory splitter to do that."
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 23, 2013 21:15:13 GMT -5
Doofenshmirtz tapped his chin. "Well, granted I have those things, but you said you were the only one their that could have done it. But if you didn't then it's more reason for you to be happy to get away right?"
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 23, 2013 21:43:35 GMT -5
"If I could figure out who did it, then at least I could thank him or her before it's all done. Anyway now that I think about it a time machine and invisibility... That's all I would need to figure out the most important detail... If I did it." Broly finished, he was now in deep thought over the whole thing.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 23, 2013 22:28:20 GMT -5
"Well I suppose invisibility isn't too hard to do." Doofenshmirtz said. "And you only need to look at the past, it's easier just to use my telepastenator. But even if you knew, what will it help? You find this guy that healed her and then she falls for him because of it and then you loose her anyway."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 23, 2013 22:40:19 GMT -5
"Exactly! This way I can die without feeling like I left her all alone in the world." Broly said matter of factly, "And being there in person will be best. I can feel chi moving with touch so after I turn to stone I can feel if any chi moved while I was in the stone. If it wasn't me then I can get a birds eye view of the entire area in a split second and see if anyone else is around. Can you help me do that?" He asked finishing his lemonade, "I'll cover your drink costs." OOC: It was funny if it weren't so cliche I would totally copy a plot twist from another series that would fit this perfectly... but I would feel bad for copying anothers idea so blatently
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 23, 2013 23:15:51 GMT -5
"Sure I can do that." Doofenshmirtz said. "But can't you find out by just looking into the past? Using my time machine could get us into trouble."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 23, 2013 23:27:14 GMT -5
"hmmmmmmmmmmmm, I guess but I'll need a birds eye view of everything. I need to see if anyone is nearby when the healing went down. then It's safe to assume it was me." he concided. "I'll need a special tool made just for this kind of stuff though and I don't keep it on me... it's creepy and possibly illegal in certain societies. meet back here with out respective tools in 5?"
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 23, 2013 23:38:18 GMT -5
"If that's what you want, sure." Doofenshmirtz said finishing his drink and left to get the stuff.
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 23, 2013 23:43:44 GMT -5
Broly threy a couple bucks to cover the drinks and a generous tip on the counter and was gone in a yellow flash.
>>To Broly's pandementional storage unit>>
Alrighty then, where did I leave them last?" he rummaged through his dusty belongings and eventually found what he was looking for... A small black box in his hands, 6x4x2 inches in demention, he was gone yet again reappearing back at the Bar.
>>Survir Tavern>>
"Not back yet huh? Maybe I shoulda said 10 seconds flat?" he sat down and waited for Dr. Doofenshmirtz to come back.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 23, 2013 23:55:56 GMT -5
About 50 minutes later Doofenshmirtz returned pushing a cart that contained a large device, covered with a cloth, into the bar. He left the cart next to the door and went to sit next to Broly. "I brought timejumpenator with me just in case this doesn't work." He pulled what looked like a iPad out of his coat. "I wanted to make this look into the future to see what my rival would do, but I must have gotten some wires crossed, because it only shows the past. And since I can't really use it in my schemes I just use it to see where I put my keys when I forget. All you do is put in the time and place you want to see and press your thumb on this button to activate it."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 24, 2013 0:12:54 GMT -5
Broly took the device like he had seen and used it a million times before and, using all 8 fingers (cause technically thumbs arn't fingers they're thumbs) dabbled with the screen and entered 5 hours ago at the correct coordinates selected via GPS. He took a deep breath and reached into his pocket. he slipped a 20 onto the table the bartender picking it up and turning around and looked over at Dr. Doofenshmirtz. "Don't freak it's just from my menagerie of good collected over the years, this one specifically from my ninja training." he pulled out the black box and opened it revieling a pair of glasses with the front half of eyeballs instead of lenses. he put them on and they immediatley greyed out. "Byakugan eyes. I won them after a fight to the death one and fasioned this frame to use them for my own perposes... their still creepy though." Broly pressed his thumb onto the device starting it up. the past displayed on the screen and an overview of a 100 mile radius around the portal should from a top down viewpoint. As Broly watched through the glasses the eyes darted around frantically picking up every time movement from the swish of a tail to the bat of an eyelash. Then came the moment of chance. Broly watched as the scene of the battle unfolded from the mist to the strick itself. He almost couldn't stand to watch as he struck Twilight with his sword but know the moment of truth would happen next. The fog began circling just as Applejack said going into one end of the cut and comming out the other tainted with poison. Once the fog started moving Broly(real me not time me) clenched tightley and viens could be seen protruding from the sides of his face. he watched and could see the faint glimmer of chakra flowing around them all. once the fog had cleaded, leaving only Twilight still obscured by it, Broly (real me not time me) saw it. a stream of chakra bleeding out from him and filling the fog. "That's it then... I did it." he said taking off the glasses and beginning to experience the side effects of using the goggles... temporary blindness. "I've seen what I need to see. and I'll be blind for the next 5 or so minutes." he said carefully placing the glasses back into the box and sealing it tight. He teleported to his safe, threw the glasses and teleported back into his chair. "What to do, What to do?" he asked himself as he sat in deep contemplation.
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