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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 17, 2013 16:03:35 GMT -5
The local and most popular Bar in Survir City; a place where men go to lose themselves in sadness and mary making alike.
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 17, 2013 16:36:38 GMT -5
Broly teleported into his useual seat in a corner of the bar which had been set apart for him so noone accidently died sitting in his chair through Teleportation reflux. The Bartender looked up and gave a hearty hello "What can I do you fer Broly, haven't seen you in a while." "Give me a tall bottle of sparkling grape juice the more carbonated the better" he then facesmashed the table. The bartender gave a sigh, he had seen Broly like this before and descided to go along with it for a while going to get him the bottle.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 17, 2013 20:52:20 GMT -5
A long, tall, scrawny man walked into the bar. At least he would have been tall if he wasn't hunched over, even more than usual. He wore a white lab coat and sunken expression on his face, he looked like a pharmacist, a very depressed pharmacist. He took a seat two seats over from Broly and waved to the bartender. "Can I please get a vanilla shake?"
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 17, 2013 22:31:56 GMT -5
"Sure think Mr. Doof." The bartender said waving a hand and cleaning a second tall glass. He placed a Vanilla shake topped with whipped topping and a cherry on top with a long red and white straw and longer spoon sticking out of the top. In front of Broly he put a small shot glass and a tall bottle of sparkleing grape juice. Broly turned his head over and looked At Doofenshmirtz, "What's eatin you?" he poured a shot and swigged it before the carbonation died out and he felt it release in his gut... just the pain he needed to break his thoats... bloating" ( )
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 18, 2013 3:24:45 GMT -5
"Did you ever have that feeling that you were ready to take on the whole tri-state area, but then suddenly life is just against you?" Doctor Doofenshmirtz said. "I mean, I've had bad days before, believe me, but lately its just hard to deal with them."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 18, 2013 13:20:07 GMT -5
"sounds like you have obsticales between you and your dream I simply lost mine forever." he took a thick swig from the bottle.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 18, 2013 13:33:02 GMT -5
"Hey, that's though man." Doofenshmirtz said sipping his milkshake. "Well, I mean, I've lost some of my dreams. Like being at the top of the tri-state area, but there's always something that keeps me going. It's hard to believe, I know, just look at me, but it's true. So you want to talk about it?"
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 18, 2013 14:28:34 GMT -5
"... I think I killed my girlfriend" Broly started chugging the bottle half finishing it before the air in his gut had him keeled over in pain.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 18, 2013 15:22:17 GMT -5
Doofenshmirtz spit out a mouthful of milkshake in shock. "Wow, that is kind of a shock." He said after wiping his mouth clean. "My last girlfriend got brainwashed, which was kinda, indirectly my fault, but never..." He winched. "But you say you think you killed her, you don't actually know?"
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 18, 2013 16:04:23 GMT -5
"I'm a trained killer in three diffrent martial arts and have a special weapon I got from the plains of tyhe underworld" he held out his hand and the sword spawned from the air to which the bartender was less then happy. "Weapons away at all times in my tavern, ya hear," "I got ya. Thing doesn't exactly have a sheath anyway. besides the last thing I remember is the image of her in the mist being cut in two. (it's all perspective we know she didn't get killed but he thinks she did from the silloette through the mist moving as such I'm sure you understand) How could I not have killed her, she's to kind to know how to defend herself from me."
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 18, 2013 17:23:05 GMT -5
"Wow, that's impressive." Doof said when he saw the sword and shook his. "I mean, you obviously have some problems. What are you going to do? Are you going to go back, run away?"
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 18, 2013 20:27:54 GMT -5
"Well I made death a part of my life cycle much like a pheonix so death isn't the worse thing that can happen but I know the princess has punishments that would effect even me." he took another small swig from the bottle, "that's why I'm here. I figure if i can kill myself ahead of time then she might go easier on me but turn my self in I'll eventually have to do. I figured I start with trying to make myself explode." he then chugged the rest of the bottle and hell backward out of the bar stool with a noticable beer belly, after a few seconds letting out a massive burp and releasing all the pent up gas.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 18, 2013 22:21:17 GMT -5
"I can't imagine what you're going through." Doofenshmirtz said. "But if there's something I know is that if your going to face curtain doom you have to face reality. I mean, maybe you can hope that help comes, but you still have to be true to yourself."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 19, 2013 8:16:42 GMT -5
Still laying on the floor, "What help is there for me? Celestia scares me! you don't get on the bad side of a princess who moves the sun." He hit himself in the head with the bottle which, solid as it was, shattered like thin ice on the waters surface, leaving Broly unscathed. "Don't worry I'll clean that up." broly added seeing the bottle didn't have the desired effect to which the bartender left the broom and dust pan next to Broly's seat. Broly got back up and asked for a gollon of milk handing over money for the now finished bottle of grape juice.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 19, 2013 12:35:06 GMT -5
"If it was me, I'd try to fix it." Dooffenshmirtz said. "Or face the consequences. Well, it wouldn't be my choice to face the consequences, but it usual ends up one way or the other."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 19, 2013 13:27:29 GMT -5
"Well after all the trouble of them bringing me back the first time killing myself is out of the question... Hey Doof, you got a look really far device? Then I can see if she's ok." Broly said as he recieved the Gallon of milk without a cup, the bartender knew what he was up to.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 19, 2013 15:46:40 GMT -5
"All my devices are usually too big to carry around with me when I'm just going out for a drink." Doofenshmirtz replied. "But I do have a phone. Actually I made it so it can call anywhere for free, you don't even need the person's number. I got the idea from this watch my rival had. I was going to call it the phonenator, but Vanessa, my daughter, said it looked like I was just trying to show off a phone hack and that it was really uncool for someone my age to do it. So I call it a phone. But anyway, is there anybody you can call that will know if she's alright?"
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 19, 2013 16:04:05 GMT -5
"Doesn't it require that the other person have a phone as well? equestria isn't known for it's mobile technology, I mean they still use mail as the primary method of communication." he said taking a deep breath before chugging the whole gallon of milk... he almost finished it and as if right on que the bartender sat a bucket in front of him into which Broly puked. "Nope, still impossible."
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 19, 2013 18:28:31 GMT -5
"As I said." Doofenshmirtz said. "This is a special phone, don't worry about the details. So you want to call somepony or do you want me to talk to them for you?"
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 19, 2013 18:33:09 GMT -5
Broly thought to himself for a sec then looked back as Doofenshmirtz. "My friend Afro would know. Can you call him? it's early in the morn so he's either at the castle or Twilights house."
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 19, 2013 19:01:41 GMT -5
"Sure thing." Doofenshmirtz typed in Afro's name and choose the option of the one that was addressed in Ponyville. The telephone rang. <<Twilight's library>>
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 19, 2013 19:15:20 GMT -5
>Twilight's Library>>Survir City> "This is Afro who is this?" he said an obviouse seriousness in his voice.
"Tell him it's Broly, I want to know the status of Twilight." he said kinda shocked it actually worked.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 19, 2013 19:22:13 GMT -5
<<Twilight's place>>"Hello?" Doofenshmirtz said into the phone. "This is Doctor Doofenshmirtz, I'm here with a friend of yours, Brolly. He would like to know about Twilight."
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 19, 2013 19:36:28 GMT -5
<<Twilight's place>>"He says that she's staying at the hospital." Doofenshmirtz answered. "You struck and poisoned her, but the poison was removed."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 19, 2013 19:57:25 GMT -5
Broly was puzzled, "I don't have healing powers and the precision needed to to a blood siphoning without a doner or the target bleeding out is insane. Ask who could have done it was there anypony else around? What did it look like when it happened?"
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 19, 2013 20:25:56 GMT -5
<<Twilight's place>> "Broly asked who removed the poison and how it was done?" Doofenshmirtz asked Afro over the phone.
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 20, 2013 7:25:54 GMT -5
<<Twilight's place>> "She says Doctor Stable at the hospital cured her of the poison and fixed her up." Doofenshmirtz said. "And then she hang up. Do you want me to call again?"
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Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 20, 2013 11:10:48 GMT -5
"LEEROOOOOY! JENNNNNKIIIIIIIINS!" Said the man who ran into the tavern. "Well...well. Broly! I haven't seen you in a while."
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Post by Broly Ultimatrix on Jan 20, 2013 14:43:31 GMT -5
"They hung up... based on the sound of shattering glass it'll be a while before they can pick up again. Well If Twilight was admitted to the hospital then Applejack might have gone to visit and see what's up. Can you call her?" Broly said when the loud man walked into the bar.
"What's up Leroy. Can I get ya anything?" The bartender said cleaning his drinking glasses. "Hey Leroy, what brings you around these parts?"
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Post by Bio Plus on Jan 20, 2013 15:22:01 GMT -5
<<AJ's farm>> "Will do." Doofenshmirtz waved a hello and nodded towards the new arrival and phoned Applejack.
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