Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 2, 2020 14:05:46 GMT -5
"Yeah well...I would be excited but..." He leans up. "Why us? Why would something so fantastic, so amazing, so unlikely, happen to us? What did we do to deserve this when everyone and their grandmother has been wishing for such an adventure since they were children!? Call me cynical but until some solid evidence beyond a pinch happens I am convinced this is a dream..." He sighs. "Only dreams have this kind of fantasy." He says sadly. "So...goodnight...Oh. Excuse me. Im Jonas." He offers his hand.
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 2, 2020 14:28:39 GMT -5
"Oh! I'm Issoa." Issoa said, reaching out to shake Jonas' hand. "It's nice to meet you, despite the circumstances. I suppose you're right though. If it's too good to be true, right?" He sighed. "But isn't it always the people that you least expect this to happen to?" He asked with a final sliver of hope.
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 2, 2020 14:34:40 GMT -5
"Perhaps. But I know if I had an isekai fantasy card that there are some desperate people living in their mom's basement id give it to. Out of pity...im only 16. But...if this IS real id make the best of it. But no Dragons. No no no...I hate dragons." Jonas says lying down.
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 2, 2020 14:44:19 GMT -5
Issoa sits down across Jonas with his arms draped over his knees. After a bit of silence he asked. "How can you hate dragons?"
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 2, 2020 14:47:33 GMT -5
"Something from my childhood..." Jonas says. "DANG IT I CANT SLEEP!!!" He screams out. He gets an idea. "Hey...what if we lie to the guards that we stole these gem things... and then try to trick them into thinking we are all powerful I mean..." He tosses the glove which reappears on his hands by magic. "That has to be unusual right?" He asks smugly.
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 2, 2020 14:59:55 GMT -5
"I think so." Issoa said. "I've never seen anything like that in Monster Hunter, not this kind of magic." Issoa throws off his own glove that reappears on his hand. "But there's something you need to know about these people. You know the dragons I talked about? The ones as big as mountains? Hunters fight those monsters, some of them do it solo. So telling them that we're super strong might entice them to challenge us, instead of making them fear us."
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 2, 2020 15:04:40 GMT -5
"Ah...maybe I could challenge them to a game of wits?" Jonas suggests... "Maybe we should..." Jonas sighs. "I dunno."
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 2, 2020 15:12:04 GMT -5
"I guess there's nothing to do except to wait for them to come get us." Issoa said. "They said we were going to be put on trail. Maybe they'll show mercy?"
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 2, 2020 15:14:01 GMT -5
"You ever play the Ace Attorney series? Maybe we can Wright our way out of this. You can be Edgeworth!"
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 2, 2020 15:15:46 GMT -5
"What? No way! I look terrible in prune." Issoa laughed.
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 2, 2020 15:18:05 GMT -5
"Ok...Ill be Edgeworth. You be Wright. Perfect! Ill prosecute them you defend us."
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 2, 2020 16:14:07 GMT -5
"Seems like a plan, now we only need some evidence." Issoa agreed.
As the two continued to talk night set in and the sounds that came with it could be heard from the other side. Some they were familiar with and others sounded alien to their ears. Then footsteps, the first they've heard since they were thrown into the hut.
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 2, 2020 19:51:45 GMT -5
"So I am just saying John Lennon was kind of a jerk in real...You hear that?" Jonas asks as he perks up. "I think its time for our trial."
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 3, 2020 2:45:18 GMT -5
Issoa stood up, but before he could say anything the door to the hut slowly opened. On the other side stood the scantily clad women they saw at the lake, the daughter of the man that had them locked up. "Tomorrow the two of you will be executed." She said matter of fact.
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 3, 2020 10:50:02 GMT -5
"Well ive never had such a beautiful woman tell me such horrible news." Jonas says as he throws his glove, it returning to his hand. "Feel free to take what you will of that. But if its all the same I'd like to not die."
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 3, 2020 13:17:22 GMT -5
The woman completely ignored the glove, but a soft smile did appear on her lips. "Then you must escape from the village before my father finds out." She turned around. "Quickly, follow me." "Wait, you're going to help us escape?" Issoa asked surprised. "That is way I am here in the middle of the night." The woman answered. "Now be quick or they'll catch us all."
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 3, 2020 13:38:34 GMT -5
"Sounds like fun." Jonas says. "You coming Issoa?" He says following her.
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 3, 2020 14:31:49 GMT -5
Issoa followed after Jonas as the woman led the two away from the hut. "But we don't know anything about this world." He said. "Where shall we go? What shall we do?" "You can either die ignorant of the world or live ignorant of the world the choice is yours." She stopped and turned to them. Behind her, which in the darkness first looked like walls, stood two large Buldromes (wild boar looking monsters with huge tusks). "Those are Bulldromes!" Issoa said excitedly. "Yes, you shall ride them out of the village." The woman told them.
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 3, 2020 14:39:58 GMT -5
"Uh...those Boar are massive. I mean I know how to ride a horse okay but a boar?" Jonas says worried.
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 3, 2020 14:46:32 GMT -5
"Yeah, I'm not really familiar with riding something that has a will of its own either." Issoa chimed. "I believe this is a situation of life and death." The woman said. "Put your left food here" she pointed to the stirrup "pull yourself onto its back. That's all you need to know."
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 3, 2020 14:49:04 GMT -5
"Well its been fun Issoa." Jonas tries to get on following princess girl's instructions. "Issoa. You know the world well. Any towns to lay low in?"
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 3, 2020 14:58:01 GMT -5
"I know about the monsters and hunters. I don't know where we are or where the towns are located." Issoa managed to get both legs around the bulldrome after rotating on his stomach in the saddle. The woman lifted her hand and the gem attached on it started the glow. The gem looked the same as the ones Issoa and Jonas had, although the glove did not. Suddenly the Bulldromes lurched forward and was heading out of the village at a breakneck pace.
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 3, 2020 15:02:16 GMT -5
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" Jonas cried as the Bulldrome charged out.
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 3, 2020 17:59:00 GMT -5
Issoa was clinging on for dear life trying to scream "Stop! Slow down!" to no avail. The Bulldromes continued down a well worn road and the thundering hooves was all the two could here for a while before screeches filled the air and the sound of shouting people came from behind them. A group of riders on top of red Iodromes were chasing after the two escapees.
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 3, 2020 18:41:36 GMT -5
"ARE THOSE ####ING VELOCIRAPTORS!?!?!?" Jonas said in horror. "I MEAN THATS COOL BUT...ISSOA WE CANT STOP THOSE!!! IAN MALCOM! JURASSIC PARK!!!"
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 3, 2020 18:55:25 GMT -5
"Those... Are... Worse...!" Issoa yelled over to Jonas, one word at a time all he could manage through the bumpy ride. "They... Poison...!" Arrows started flying past them as the riders began shooting at them.
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 3, 2020 21:15:07 GMT -5
"OH FANTASTIC! THIS WORLD SUCKS! WHY COULDNT WE ISEKAI TO THE POKEMON WORLD!?" Jonas says. "HIYAH! HIYAH! HIYAH! GET ALONG LITTLE BOARY!" He says like something out of a western.
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 3, 2020 22:20:11 GMT -5
"They're not going to... miss forever." Issoa said trying to push himself up on his elbows. "We have to... try and turn the Bulldromes!" Issoa tried to grab as much fur on one side of the billdrome as he could and pulled back.
|
|
Raiderjoseph
Only 300 posts T-T
IMA BACK SUCKAS!
Posts: 16,779,051
|
Post by Raiderjoseph on Jan 3, 2020 22:35:37 GMT -5
"HEY! TURN! TURN DARN YOU!!!" He says handling the squeezing and trying to turn it like you would a horse.
|
|
|
Post by Bio Plus on Jan 3, 2020 22:46:53 GMT -5
The stones on their hands started to glow and with a lurch the two bulldromes suddenly turned and ran into the bushes. Their pursuers were taken by surprise for only a few moments before following into the bushes after them.
|
|